60 League Of Legends Puns That Are Legendary

I’ve been playing League since season 3, and at this point my brain is just permanently broken. I can’t see a champion name without immediately trying to make a pun out of it. My friends hate me. My duo partner has threatened to unfriend me on Discord multiple times. Anyway, here are the results of that particular brain disease.

1. The Classic Opener

Ahri you ready for this? Because I’ve got like sixty of these and I’m not stopping.

2. The Garen-tee

I’m Garen-teeing this list will make you groan at least fourteen times. That’s not a promise, it’s a threat.

3.

This game is Ezreal-ly fun until you’re 0/7 at fifteen minutes and your jungler is typing an essay about your life choices.

4. Don’t Be Ashe-amed

Don’t be Ashe-amed of your KDA. Okay wait, actually, if you’re 0/12 on Yuumi, maybe be a little Ashe-amed.

5.

“How was your ranked game?”

“It was a Miss Fortune-ate series of events.”

“So you lost.”

“Catastrophically.”

6.

That play was a Lux-ury.

7. One I’m Actually Proud Of

My friend asked me why I keep picking Thresh even though I’m terrible at landing hooks. I told him I just have a really high Thresh-hold for embarrassment. I genuinely think about this pun at least twice a week. It lives in my head rent-free. This is the peak. Everything after this is downhill.

8.

You’ve Jinx-ed us with that Baron call!

9.

Zed-ucation is key to mastering assassins. (This one’s a stretch and I know it. Just let me have it.)

10. Rapid Fire Round

• I’ve got a Vi-brant feeling about this comp
• Our team got Riven apart in that teamfight
• The enemy jungler is Draven me crazy

11.

Yasuo can do it! …is what I said before my Yasuo went 0/10 in lane. Again.

12.

Why did the support main break up with Blitzcrank? Because the relationship had no hook.

Okay sidebar, can we talk about how every Blitzcrank in ARAM acts like they’re auditioning for LCS? Missing nine hooks in a row then landing one on the enemy tank and spam-pinging like they’re Faker. Anyway.

13.

Braum-tastic support play!

14.

Nautilus-t be dreaming, did that Naut just flash-hook from fog of war? Ngl, that one barely works phonetically but the play was too good not to try.

15. This One’s For The Bot Lane Mains

What’s Caitlyn’s favorite hobby? Trap-eze artistry. She’s always setting things up and waiting for someone to fall into them. Kinda like my ex, actually. Moving on.

16.

Irelia-ble teammate, always rotating on time.

17.

I told my duo we needed to Teemo-tivate the rest of the team. He said that pun was worse than stepping on a mushroom. He’s right but I’m keeping it.

18.

What do you call a really smart Warwick player? Warwick-ed clever.

That’s terrible. I’m sorry. I’m genuinely sorry.

19.

Tryndamere best to win this game, or we’re getting demoted.

20. Actually Good Pun Alert

My toplaner asked why I never gank his lane. I said, “I would, but I don’t want to Fiora-ce myself on you.” I told this to my ranked team and two of them laughed and one left the voice call. Worth it.

21.

Master Yi-sily carried that fight. Just pressed Q and the pentakill happened. Skill expression at its finest.

22.

Nami-sayin’? We need more wards.

23. The Jungle Diff Pun

Why did the jungler go to therapy? Because they had too many Graves issues.

24.

Our comp has no frontline. This is a Sion of things to come.

25.

Katarina-lly speaking, she’s the best midlaner on the team. (She’s the only midlaner on the team.)

26.

Let me Taliyah something, that wall placement was immaculate.

27. Three That Work as Texts to Your Duo

• “wanna play? I’m Bard of being productive today”
• “just got home. League Senna vibe check?”
• “I Kennen’t stop thinking about that throw last night”

28.

That gank was Rengar-kable.

29.

I used to main Zyra but I had to stop. The playstyle just wasn’t growing on me.

Wait, no, it WAS growing on me. That’s the whole point. Plants. She grows plants. I actually like this one more now that I think about it.

30.

“Why do you keep playing Singed?”

“Idk, I just find it very en-Singed-iary.”

“That’s not even a word.”

“Neither is ‘jg diff’ but you type it every game.”

31.

Morgana be kidding me with that three-second root.

32. Niche One for the Old Heads

Remember when Gangplank got “killed” in the lore and was disabled from the game for like a day? That was a Gangplank-ton of drama for a fictional pirate. (If you weren’t playing in 2015, this means nothing to you and I’m at peace with that.)

33.

The enemy team’s comp is looking Grim. Reaper-cussions will follow.

Okay that was two puns in one and neither of them were about a specific champion. I’m losing the plot. Let me refocus.

34.

What did Jhin say to the waiter? “Table for four. Always four.”

35. I’m Very Proud of This One

Someone in my game said “why do you play Orianna?” and without missing a beat I said “because she’s the only woman who doesn’t leave me, she always comes ball-ck.” Dead silence in voice chat. Then my support started laughing so hard they missed a cannon minion. That’s the highest compliment I’ve ever received.

36.

Lee Sin-cerely, I can’t hit a Q to save my life.

37.

This lane is Twisted. Fate had other plans for my LP.

38.

What’s Sona’s least favorite game? Anything that requires voice chat.

39. The Obscure One That Three People Will Appreciate

Picking Aurelion Sol into a full AD comp is a real Star Forger-t about winning situation. But honestly, if you’re still playing ASol after all the reworks, you’re either a masochist or a genius and there’s no in-between.

40.

I tried to come up with a Volibear pun but they were all un-bear-able. Yeah. I know. I KNOW. But what was I supposed to do, skip him?

41.

• That play was Akali-ber above the rest
• She really Shroud-ed herself in glory

42.

My friend mains Heimerdinger and tbh it’s turret-ble to watch. Three little turrets just sitting there while he zones the entire enemy team. Beautiful and infuriating.

43.

Why did Amumu have no friends? Because he’s always so wrapped up in himself.

44.

I’m not Vayne, I’m just better than you.

(Perfect Instagram caption for when you post a clip of yourself tumbling into a wall and dying immediately.)

45. Deep Cut for the Support Mains

What did Lulu say when her ADC face-checked a bush with four people in it? “That tasted purple.” Which, now that I think about it, isn’t even a pun. It’s just what she actually says. But the champion herself IS the joke when your ADC gets polymorphed at the worst possible moment, so I’m counting it.

46.

Mundo goes where he pleases. Unfortunately, that includes my promos.

47.

I’ve been Cho’Gath-ering my thoughts on this comp and I think we lose.

48. The One That Requires Specific Knowledge

Ryze mains watching their champion get reworked for the sixth time: “I guess you could say we’ve been… re-Ryze-n from the ashes. Again.” If you know, you know. If you don’t, just understand that Ryze has been reworked more times than I’ve hit Gold, and I’ve hit Gold three times.

49.

Shaco you not, that clone juked everyone.

50.

“I’m gonna play Zilean.”

“Why?”

“Because it’s about time I learned a new champ.”

“Get out.”

51.

That Baron steal was un-Smite-able. Or was it? (It was. The enemy jungler was dead.)

52. Another One I’m Unreasonably Proud Of

You know what the difference is between a Yorick main and a ghost? People actually remember the ghost exists. Yorick mains are out there splitting to the inhibitor while their team fights 4v5 mid, and nobody even notices until the nexus turret is gone. Respect to every Yorick player. You are the Maiden of the Mist and nobody appreciates you.

53.

Karma’s a… well, she’s a mid-range mage with solid utility. What did you think I was gonna say?

54.

Ekko-nomically speaking, buying two Doran’s rings is a terrible investment. But it FEELS right.

55. The Truly Niche One

What do Ivern mains and vegans have in common? They’ll both tell you they don’t kill jungle camps within the first thirty seconds of conversation. (This only makes sense if you know Ivern doesn’t actually fight camps, he just befriends them. Absolute weirdo of a champion. Love him.)

56.

Swain-ging for the fences with that ult.

57.

My friend said playing against Veigar feels like being in a cage. I said yeah, that’s literally his E. He didn’t think it was funny. I think it’s the best thing I’ve ever said.

58.

Diana-mite play in the jungle!

I’m running out of steam and I can feel it. You can feel it too. Let’s push through.

59.

What did Yone say to Yasuo at the family reunion? “You’re dead to me.” (He was. Canonically. For a while.)

60. The Final One

Look, I could keep going. There are like 170 champions and I’ve barely Scratched the Skarner-face. But my brain is fried and I think we’ve all suffered enough.

If you made it this far, you’re either a League addict or you’re procrastinating something important. Either way, Shen me your favorites.